I’d like to thank the parents of Joana Krupa and Marta Krupa for mingling their DNA, and producing two of the most incredible female specimens in the history of ever. These girls are so hot that they earn a living by the sheer power of their hotness. Think about it. They don’t walk the runway at fashion week. I’ve never seen them in Vogue. No, they’re just hot, and that’s it. And that’s more than enough for me.